The Toronto Star's Paul Hunter had a hilarious tongue-in-cheek article. Which GM vacancy should Brian Burke take?:
Burke's probably not coming back here... but it's funny anyway. Until next time... Leafs suck.
Vancouver
Luongo in net
Swedish Twins
Not much sun
Lots of gulls
Great sushi
Loved by millions
Beautiful Stanley Park
Wife works there
Children far away
Annoying pylons on bridges
Toronto
Tlusty on 'net
Muskoka Five
No more Sundin?
Lots of gullible fans
Fishy ticket scandal
Will make millions
Nothing named Stanley here
Richard Peddie works here
Prospects far from ready
Annoying pylons on defence
